Woman in converation about carnival workers: I’ll go drop $5 on the ring toss. I want to support the carnies. They need to get drunk and high tonight and somebody needs to pay for that shit!

Robbinsdale “Whiz Bang Days”
Overheard by I hope they’re sharing.

Crazy 40-Year-Old Woman, half singing, half talking: I’m so beautiful, so beautiful. I would rather get raped than not be beautiful. I have so much fancy soap. So much soap. I would rather get raped than have my soap taken away from me.

Wendy’s at Dale and University
Overheard by choking on my hamburger.

Child whining loudly: I wanna sit doooowwwnnn!!!
Mom: You ARE sitting down.

Minnesota Zoo
Overheard by The children definately outnumber us here.

Guy: When state fair time comes around, I always park right in the peoples front lawn.
Girl: Why don’t you just ride the shuttle?
Guy: Because when I decide I am way too drunk and need to go home I know right where my car is at and I can just drive myself home whenever I want.

State Fairgrounds/ Back to the Fifties
Overheard by Maybe they should stick to 3.2.