TeenGirl #1: How do you spell Alabama?
TeenGirl #2: I don’t know, doesn’t your cell just automatically figure it out for you?
TeenGirl #1: No, seriously, how do you spell Alabama?

Macy’s - Southdale
Overheard by An English major who just died a little on the inside.

30 something guy: Have you ever had Chipotle?
30 something girl: Yeah.
30 something guy: I ate a third of it and then I passed out. And when I woke up I felt like something had run over my chest. And there I was just sitting asleep at my desk.

The Local
Overheard by Maybe you should try the tacos…

Guy (hesitant about some girl he has the “hots” for, and who also has the “hots” for him): …But, she’s been in a long abusive marriage.
Girl: So she wants you to beat her up?

Dunn Brothers, St. Paul
Overheard by ORLY.

Middle-aged woman #1, to young intern: What was that word you used?
Intern: Supercilious?
Middle-aged woman #2: Well, they put ‘ginormous’ in the dictionary–maybe that’ll go in next year.

4th & 4th, outside the Grain Exchange
Overheard by Super Silly Us.

20 something woman #1: She’s one of the smartest people I’ve ever met in my whole entire life but she always gets lost!
20 something woman #2: Some people just aren’t street smart.

17 bus in DT Minneapolis
Overheard by Glad the busdriver is steering this rig.