Dumb blonde #1: I wonder where that river ends.
Dumb blonde #2: I don’t know.

On the Washington Ave. Bridge over the Misissippi River
Overheard by Bismuth83.

Really drunk guy to attractive female: Wanna shot at the title?

Moonlite Bay
Overheard by Seriously?

Tan Girl #1: You’re drunk aren’t you?
Tan Girl #2: No, I’m not drunk. I’m just really buzzed.
Tan Girl #1: Good, ’cause we gotta go get wasted after this.

Metrodome–Twins v. Tigers
Overheard by It’s a fine line.

Hobo: Heeey, my name’s Bert. I’m a hippy, you know. In the 60s, I fought in Vietnam and then did a lot of drugs. So, could I have a dollar?

Outside Ralph Lauren, Nicollet Mall
Overheard by honesty is not always the best policy.