Some Girls are leaving a Harry Potter Party, all holding the new book
Girl #1: Do you think Harry’s gonna die??
Girl #2: I hope not!! If he dies I will cry so hard.
Girl #3 (who had her book open to the epilogue): Who’s Harry?

Excelsior Bay Books Harry Potter Party
Overheard by Jeanie.

(Father is playing demo game in Target.)
Son: Dad, can I PLEASE have a turn now?

EP mall

Stupid Man: So, what do you do?
Woman: Well, I’m actually a homemaker.
Stupid Man: (pauses) Oh! So you’re, like, in construction? That’s cool.

Macs Bar
Overheard by D.R.B.

20-something guy standing in a crowd on Peavey Plaza around 10pm: Wow. There are, like, a dozen people out here carrying musical instruments.
20-something girl, pointing towards large building on plaza: Um. Well. That is Orchestra Hall.

Peavey Plaza, just outside Orchestra Hall
Overheard by there were a lot of Twins jerseys outside the Dome today, too…

Girlfriend: I have to shave every single day.
Boyfriend: Oh yeah?
Girlfriend: Yeah… do I have any hairs sticking out on my chin right now?

St. Louis Park Target

Guy [talking into cell phone]: Everywhere I go, I see one of my girlfriends!

Nicollet & 25th
Overheard by ORLY.

Young Girl (to Father as people run by): Why is everyone rushing out? Is Harry Potter really there?

MOA
Overheard by i wish!

African American man with comb in his hair to another man, seated on a porch: Yeah, she had me arrested under false pretenses.

Franklin and Chicago
Overheard by I think I’ll stay over here on my bike.

Trashy 15-yr-old girl to a group of teenagers: Oh, I would soo tap that if he was, like, ten years older!

market fest, wbl
Overheard by was she checking out a 4-yr-old??