Woman on cell: She killed my fucking cat and now I’ll kill her.

Minneapolis/St Paul Airport
Overheard by Jetlagged.

Dude on Stone Arch Bridge: This is a long-ass bridge!

Stone Arch Bridge during July 21 fireworks
Overheard by Mr. Man.

Guy: So, how much were the girls in the Philippines?

The Liffey men’s bathroom
Overheard by Jeremy.

Local car salesman - the one with the fucked-up half smile in all his ads - and and a group of his underlings come out to get their cars after eating. A younger, tough looking Asian dude rolls up in a nice-ish Infinity with suped-up rims.
Underling #1: Oh, that car’s stolen.
Underling #2: Oh, definitely, the license plate is stolen too.
Asian guy gets out of his car with a lady. Car salesman recognizes him, goes over, talks with him briefly, returns to racist underlings.
Car Salesman: He bought that car from us, his father is a big deal at Medtronic.

Hyatt Regency Driveway
Overheard by Someone who apparently doesn’t make enough money to exist.