Male student to friend: I showered a lot more when I lived out of my truck.

University of Minnesota Library
Overheard by concerned about staying clean.

Computer Illiterate Interviewer: You’ll have to bear with me, this will be kind of a slow interview, I have to tilt my head to read your resume.

Work/ St. Paul
Overheard by Knows How to Work Adobe.

Office Girl to Office Boy: Your Grandma would get along great with my Grandma. She’s kinda a whore.

The office
Overheard by Not a fan of mature porn.

Little boy going downtown on the Light Rail with his father: I’m going to need a drink when we get there.

50th St. Station
Overheard by Smart Kid.

College Female On The Phone during an Overcast Day: Yeah, it never really rains here in the city because of all the pollution.

Corner of 15th Ave SE and University
Overheard by Munz.

Girl: Fifteen Dollars?!? Why would I pay fifteen when I can go to Como Zoo for free?
Guy: Because they don’t have lions and tigers at the Como Zoo.
Girl: So what?
Guy: Yeah, you’ve got a point. Want another drink?

Grumpy’s Northeast patio
Overheard by An Amused Veteranarian.