Role of Joe in Duluth’s all high school production of “Fame”(spoken in play): …tonight we’re gonna get naked & play twister on my mom’s waterbed!
Four year old girl sitting behind me in the audience: Mommy! It’s a wedding!

Duluth Denfeld auditorium
Overheard by hope my wedding’s that fun.

Flight Attendant doing pre-flight announcements: Please make sure all electronic devices are turned off at this time…(not realizing she still has mic on and broadcasting to the entire plane)…No, when I opened it before it didn’t smell like that!
(laughter throughout plane)

MSP Airport
Overheard by hope I’m not getting that snack…

20-something girl: …let kids watch porn.
20-something guy: Yea, they’re gonna be f***ed up when they’re older anyways.

hennepin-uptown
Overheard by actually did a double-take.

Little blonde suburban girl (Upon hearing an African-American singer on stage): I wish I was black. I REALLY, REALLY wish I was black!
Blonde girl doing her hair and make up: I hate being a white person!!

My Apartment
Overheard by yeah, it is rather disadventageous.

Tipsy, incredulous old woman: I have such a reputation for being drunk and surly that no one will hire me.

Harry’s Food and Cocktails
Overheard by Four.