Woman in next stall, talking to absolutely no one: Ooh, all that coffee, yes, all that water, ooh-ooh-ooh!

Nordstrom Ladies’ Restroom
Overheard by Alexis.

Little Boy #1: You *have* to get out of the water, we’re on a safety break!
Little Boy #2: Why are we on a safety break?
Little Boy #1: Because they are looking for a body underwater.

Lake Nokomis beach
Overheard by Playing Scrabble on the beach.