17th
July
2007
If You Can’t Handle The Burrito, Stay Out Of The Chipotle.
30 something guy: Have you ever had Chipotle?
30 something girl: Yeah.
30 something guy: I ate a third of it and then I passed out. And when I woke up I felt like something had run over my chest. And there I was just sitting asleep at my desk.

The Local
Overheard by Maybe you should try the tacos…















