Bus driver to woman in wheelchair: Yep, it’s getting ’bout that time.
Woman : (mumbling slightly) I left my watch at home.
Bus driver: What did you say?!
Woman : I forgot my watch.
Bus driver: Oh god, I thought you said you loved to walk at home.
Woman : (uncomfortable) Ummm…
Bus driver: Y’know, you never can tell.

#6E
Overheard by can usually tell.

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