Teacher lady walking a little boy home: You have to stay on the sidewalk.
Little boy: But what if I see a squirrel?
Teacher lady: Will the squirrel get you home faster?
Little boy: No. But I like to kill squirrels.
Teacher lady: We are not killing squirrels!

26th St. E
Overheard by run little squirrel!

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