31st July 2007

That Kid Is Totally Taking It For Granted.

Mom: Are you all done with potty? Do you need to poopy?
Two year old son: No!!!!
Mom: No - no more pee in you, now you need to squeeze out your poopies now.
Two year old son: No.
Mom: Can you squeeze them out? Go like this… squeeze out the poopies. Can you go Mmmmmmmmm and squeeze them out?
Two year old son: No.
Mom: Make a bubble honey, make a bubble.
Grandma comes into restroom with young girl
Grandma: Are you in here?
Mom: Yeah, he hasn’t had a BM today though and he won’t go.
Young girl: What’s a BM?
Grandma: Bowel Movement.
Young girl: What’s that?
Grandma: Bowel Movement.
Young girl: No… what’s a bowel movement?
Grandma: When you go to the bathroom.
Mom (back to son): Are you gonna squeeze the poopies out?
Young girl: Grandma? Can we go to the park?
Two year old son: PARK!!!!!!

Church in West St. Paul
Overheard by These are the days of our poops…

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