• Their Futures Have Already Been Scripted.

    Early-teenaged girl #1: Have you ever thought you were pregnant?
    Early-teenaged girl #2: Omigosh, YES. I was going to overdose on vitamin C, because everyone knows that causes the baby to abort itself.
    Slightly-older teenaged boy: Um, you can’t overdose on vitamin C. It’s water solubule, which means it’s impossible to overdose with.
    *Blank stares from both girls*
    Early-teenaged girl #2: … but it turned out I wasn’t pregnant. THAT was a relief. I mean, I wouldn’t want to hurt MYSELF in the process, you know?
    Early-teenaged girl #1: Phew, yeah.
    *Boy shakes his head and goes in the water*

    South beach at Lake Calhoun
    Overheard by laughing into my beach towel.

    07/15/2007 | tags: , | Comments: 0

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