Tonight On “Racists Exposed!”
Local car salesman - the one with the fucked-up half smile in all his ads - and and a group of his underlings come out to get their cars after eating. A younger, tough looking Asian dude rolls up in a nice-ish Infinity with suped-up rims.
Underling #1: Oh, that car’s stolen.
Underling #2: Oh, definitely, the license plate is stolen too.
Asian guy gets out of his car with a lady. Car salesman recognizes him, goes over, talks with him briefly, returns to racist underlings.
Car Salesman: He bought that car from us, his father is a big deal at Medtronic.

Hyatt Regency Driveway
Overheard by Someone who apparently doesn’t make enough money to exist.
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