Loudest girl in a mixed crowd at a late night bar patio, martini in hand, to the girl next to her: HONESTLY, the thing I like most about you is your hands.

Eat Street
Overheard by followed by your winning personality.

Teen girl in response to hearing plans for the evening: Can you be more pacific about that? Not gonna go with, you gotta give me more info.

Friend’s basment
Overheard by wow, I’ve got to get out of this place.