Idiot male at work discussing fellow coworkers soon arriving foreign exchange student: What’s the sense of getting a blonde Scandinavian if she doesn’t have a big… breathing apparatus?

Duluth MN energy company
Overheard by yuck, yuck.

Man: So, you had a wild night last night?
Woman in skin-tight red suit: Yeah, but it wasn’t just the alcohol, it hadda be the monsters in my head!!

Loring Park SA
Overheard by just filling up my bike tires…

Child: BIR!
Mom, trying to get child to say ending consonents: Bir-D. Bir-D.
Child: BIRDUH! BIRDUH! (This repeats several times.) BIRDUH!
Mom: Man, tha’s bou’ the only muthafuckin’ wor’ you know, huh?

#6
Overheard by JfA.

Guy to friend: Well, we can have an orgy and still be selective about it.

19 Bar
Overheard by JfA.

6 year old girl: We’re pulling our vaginas off!

Sabes JCC day camp
Overheard by Giggling Counselor.