20-something woman, to her cell phone: I can’t believe you can’t deduct it. They’d never catch it. I’ve never been fingerprinted. Can’t you charge it to one of your other businesses?

#24 bus downtown

Middle-aged man, who came in running and panting, interrupting a sale in progress: My parents are going into a nursing home and I need to pick up the cheapest mattress you have.
Mattress store employee: Okay, that–
Middle-aged man: I don’t expect them to live longer than a year.
Mattress store employee: Okay, that would be our Regency Plus mattress set for $149.
Middle-aged man: Regency Plus? That doesn’t sound very cheap… I get everything for $149? Do you sell anything smaller that I could, say, carry their body on and fit into the coffin?

Original Mattress Factory, Maple Grove
Overheard by Kedster.

2 late 20 something blonde females both texting at the same time:
Blonde girl #1: How do you spell Bootleggers?
Blonde girl #2: B-Zero-Zero-T…

Hennipen & 7th