Smarmy Business Guy: Whats the worst thing I could have done for my relationship with Jane*?
Colleague: You told her she was fat?
Smarmy Business Guy: No, worse.
Colleague: Well, the worst thing you could have done is cheat on her!
Smarmy Business Guy: No, worse!!
Colleague: What’s worse than that?!
Smarmy Business Guy: I told her I loved her.

Pizza Luce - Downtown
Overheard by McLovin.