Mom: I think that I will get him his first rubik’s cube. He’d probably eat it.

Science Museum
Overheard by someone who doesnt eat rubik’s cubes.

Asian teenage boy at Target: I wish my girlfriend had eyelids.

Lakeville Super Target
Overheard by Wellll…. your kids probably won’t either.

8-year-old girl #1 (tying scarf around her head): We’re going to look like gangstas!
8-year-old girl #2 (also tying scarf around her head): Like what?
8-year-old girl #1: Like gangstas!
8-year-old girl #2: What’s a gangsta?
8-year-old girl #1: It’s a gangster.
8-year-old girl #2: Oh.
8-year-old girl #1: Like The Jets.
8-year-old girl #2: (suddenly understanding) Oh, okay!

Dressing room at a dance show
Overheard by I think they paid a little TOO much attention to West Side Story.