Loud woman in booth to man a few tables over:: That’s why I’ve been trying to get a hold of him for the last five years! We’re still legally married.

taco bell
Overheard by takin’ it to go.

Male coworker: You know, I used to like onion rings when I was a kid, until I found out they had onions in them.

The next cubicle, Riverview Office Tower, Bloomington MN

Liberal preschool-aged baseball fan: GO SAINTS! You can do this!!!
Conservative preschool-aged baseball fan: GO USA! You can win the war in Iraq!!!
Liberal preschool-aged baseball fan: What is WRONG with you?!?!

Saints game at Midway Stadium

Woody Allen’s long-lost brother: It’s the same thing here: are you trying to be a guy in a gopher suit, or are you trying to be a f***ing gopher?

Pleasant Avenue
Overheard by Neither, thanks.