Office Hen Betty (talking about her upcoming trip to Duluth from Owatonna): How am I going to get through the cities with that 35W bridge down?
Office Hen Wilma: Oh, whatever you do, DO NOT take 280! The traffic is terrible.
Office Hen Betty: Really? Have you driven on it?
Office Hen Wilma: No, but that’s the main detour. I just assume it’s busy.
Office Hen Betty: Well, how will I get through?
Office Hen Thelma: I dunno, girl. 94?
Exasperated Male Coworker: Just take 35E!!!
Office Hen Betty: You can do that?

The office in Lakeville
Overheard by Smooth G.

Nine year old girl about her cheese curds: I hate to say it, but these are better than mozzarella sticks.

Minnesota State Fair
Overheard by Curd Lover.

Guy flexing his biceps: Do you know where a veterinarian is? Because these pythons are SICK!

Harry’s on Washington
Overheard by almost falling over laughing.

Black Guy to friend: Man, why you gotta sit like that, you gonna get The Hemorrhoids.

84 Bus, St. Paul
Overheard by ORLY.