Young guy to sweaty girlfriend: Ugh, you taste like a tortilla chip. All salty and with pointy corners.

uptown
Overheard by sounds tasty!

Married woman: Yeah… I’m glad I don’t have a penis.
Single woman: Oh god, me too. But I sure would like regular access to one.
Married woman (looking sideways at husband): Yeah, but sometimes the sacrifices you have to make to get it are just too great.

Cooking club
Overheard by Garage girl #1.

Man with booming voice: One time I was on a bus and there were all these empty seats, but this little guy gets on the bus and sits right next to me. All those empty seats everywhere, he’s got to sit right next to me! I wanted to hit him, but I’d just spent the night with my lady and that calmed me down a little. (a little later) Once I got turned down for a job because my head was too big.

Lake Street, route 21 bus
Overheard by I wouldn’t hire him, either.

Girl giving her friend a quick shoulder rub: Oh my GOD! You have a racoon in your shoulder!

Herkimer

Possibly drunk man trying to get on the #6 for reduced fair [to driver]: I’m disabled! Come on man!
Driver: You gotta have the ID or you pay full fare.
Man: No respect for veterans! [sits down to look for money]
Crazy woman next to him [with empathy]: I’m disabled too!
Man [loudly]: Ohhhhhh ho noooo! I’m not disabled like YOU are!

#6 bus