28th August 2007

Yes, It’s Right Out There Past Those Large Walls.

Odd guy: Can you tell me where the Al Franken for Senate booth is?

outside the Norm Coleman booth at the MN State Fair
Overheard by Oh no he didn’t.

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28th August 2007

If I Had A Nickel For Every Time I Made That Mistake…

Man #1 looking at pictures: You had a bike with you in the boundary waters?
Man #2 showing pictures: No, that’s a canoe.
Man #1: Really? It kind of looked like a bike for a second.

Hidden Beach

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28th August 2007

Only When I’m Winning. Or Drunk.

Suburban-looking Chick #1: Look, a bowling alley.
Suburban-looking Chick #2: Oh, I LOVE bowling… sometimes.

Entering Bryant-Lake Bowl
Overheard by St. Ramer.

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28th August 2007

Foreshadowing.

Female Teenager: I hope I don’t get arrested tonight.

Near the Bazaar
Overheard by me neither!

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28th August 2007

Only If It’s Really Awful.

Girl to tattooed girl, about bar in Chicago: Ohhh Shubey, you’d love it! It’s awful!!

Grumpys on Washington
Overheard by I’d love it too.

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28th August 2007

Wear A Cup!

Man walking out of theater: I’ve got to go defeat that midget…

Edina
Overheard by Dea.

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28th August 2007

Actually, We Thought About Going Once.

Woman, to co-worker: Yeah, we used to go there together all the time! [pause] Well, we went there once.

hospital hallway
Overheard by that’s kind of a lot.

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