Businesswoman: It’s like a massage person, you know? Just shut up, let me ignore you and service me.

Downtown
Overheard by JfA.

Woman in Renaissance costume, following a man in Renaissance costume pushing a wheelbarrow of hay: Oh, that smells so good. I love the smell of hay.
Man in costume: Mmm hmmm.
Woman in costume: You know, hay smells so good that people should be able to eat it, too. But I can’t, so much.

Renaissance Festival
Overheard by You mean you’ve tried?

Female employee talking about taking iron supplements: It’ll be like being on crack!

Corporate Cube-land in Mankato
Overheard by Laughing fellow employee.

Husband: I never remember the fair being full of high school girls.
Wife: Hey, when we get home, we should should get a really nice porn.
Husband: And some Taco Bell. I can’t believe they don’t have Mexican food here.

Agriculture Building at the State Fair
Overheard by Johnny B (who could also go for some tacos).

Ikea employee to another employee: He’s at least 100% potty trained.

Ikea Smaland kids’ area
Overheard by Scooter.