Female employee: My dream would be to sell onesies online.

Corporate Cube-land in Mankato
Overheard by Shall we perhaps raise our expectations JUST a bit?

Middle-aged female co-worker to another middle-aged female co-worker: You look great, like one of those MILFs. If I was a 20 year old boy…

work
Overheard by ldg.

Sassy mama: Did you just fart?
Offended coworker: No!
Sassy mama: Then why do I smell bologna up in here?

The office in Lakeville
Overheard by My farts smell like deli ham.

Pudgy 11 year old girl: Mom, can I become a model?
Mother: Get an eating disorder, then we can talk about it.

City Center
Overheard by Say No To Fat Children.

Very tired 4-year-old (in a spectacularly loud protest): Noooooooo, Mama! I’m too young to drink milk!

all-you-can-drink milk stand, State Fair
Overheard by Baffled.