30 something man (singing loudly): Minnesota girl with fake boobs…

State Fair
Overheard by HM.

Really drunk strange girl: You’re hot.
Gay man: Umm, thanks?
Really drunk strange girl: Um nevermind, you’re not hot. She’s hot. (pointing to the girl sitting next to him)
Girl sitting next to gay man: Ummm… ok.
Really drunk strange girl: And I’m lactating so… what are you guys doin’?

Whisky Bones/ Rochester
Overheard by Umm…I’m lactose intolerant.

Middle Aged Man walking dog: Come on, Queenie. Everyone’s passing us and it’s because of you.

Lake Calhoun, 6:30 am
Overheard by I think it’s because I’m running and you’re walking.

Little Girl: Mommy, are we going to die today?
Mother: No, baby.

Park & Ride from Roseville HS on the way to the Fair
Overheard by Gornea.

Dude on very quiet, late night bus to dude friends: Oh, what I would do for a Klondike Bar.

#2 bus eastbound
Overheard by wondering what you would do…