Black, obviously gay man: Honey, that man must be a pedophile.
White, obviously straight woman: What do you mean?
Black, obviously gay man: Are you kidding? Did you see the way he looked at me?
White, obviously straight woman: Yeah. He obviously thinks you’re hot.
Black, obviously gay man: Well honey - hear me; he better peddle that thing somewhere else. Ain’t no way I’d let him take me home, except in a stroller.
White, obviously straight woman: (baffled)
Black, obviously gay man: Honey, I’m a baby and that big ol’ grown man is a perv!

National Marrow Donor Program
Overheard by ONe of the Vice Presidents.

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