Female coworker commenting on the ease of taking pills: …’cause I have a lot of experience swallowing hard things.

the lakeville caribou
Overheard by can’t believe she said that out loud.

Girl gets on bus and uses her Go-to Card, smiles at bus driver and sits across from middle-aged woman scribbling in a notebook.
Middle-aged woman: Your go-to card hurt me.
Girl (looks confused): Huh? Oh, err, I am sorry??
Middle-aged CRAZY woman: No, it’s not your fault. It’s the bus… I keep telling them… when you use your go-to card it sends an electric pulse through the bus and to my female anatomy.

Girl: Alright.

#46
Overheard by glad i didn’t use my go-to card.

White American man (muttering to himself as he walks by): Greedy ass American humans!!

nicollet
Overheard by hannah n’ gwen.