Emo guy in tight pants: He’s totally gay. Like, really gay. He wears girls pants. I mean, I know these *look* like girls’ pants, but they’re not.

The Rock, Maplewood
Overheard by mine are.

Wasted skanky-dressed girl yelling: So, do you think I’m just a drunk slut?!

frat row
Overheard by sweaty.

Pregnant chick on cell phone: …Eighteen pregnant chicks in a sober cab?

Skyway between City Center and Block E
Overheard by sxoidmal.