Tall woman: I only ever got to be a street sign.

Dreamhaven, Uptown
Overheard by sxoidmal.

Completely logical woman to her woman friend: I think maybe my vagina is just too long.

uptown
Overheard by innocent walker-by.

Young boy in Target: I think it would be a real bummer if this place burned down.

Roseville
Overheard by Fearing the children.

Professor: This class is theory, so it will be boring. And it’s 2 1/2 hours, so it will be very boring. And sometimes… sometimes you’ll want to commit suicide. But don’t do it in here.

West Bank
Overheard by ARH.

Girl #1: What was that place called, again?
Girl #2: First Ave.
Girl #1: Oh. Mankato is WAY cooler than First Ave!

Leaving First Ave
Overheard by Thought I knew what cool was.

Woman trying on jacket: I can get it on, but I can’t button it. My boobs are too big.
Female friend: Isn’t there something you can do for that?

Rewind in NE Minneapolis
Overheard by I don’t want to know…

Mawkish hipster guy to a punky girl: Last time I saw you, you were a dominatrix, now you’re an electrician!

Brunch at the Seward
Overheard by hard-wired.

Sassy drunk hair stylist to fellow stylist: I’m going to go mazal tov on your ass!

Outside of Brit’s Pub
Overheard by is that a threat?