Sassy momma on the phone: I really don’t know what to say, know what I’m saying? But I can’t say anything yet, know what I’m saying?

The office in Lakeville
Overheard by Um… no, I don’t know what you’re saying.

12 year old kid & his friends: See, I told you this was the hottest lunch spot around.

little caesar’s (lake&hiawatha)
Overheard by paul cowbell.

Mother with baby stroller crossing intersection to car driver who almost ran them over: Get off the phone!
Driver with cell phone on ear: I was just checking my messages!

34th and Hennepin
Overheard by Molly.

A new design engineer: I don’t make decisions, I just make strong recommendations.

In a cube cluster - Transoma Medical
Overheard by Fellow Cube Dweller.

One drunk frat guy to another: Now we just have to find Washington.

Outside Rosalux Gallery, ON WASHINGTON
Overheard by Saint Ramer.

Mother to daughter: Don’t punch me. I’ll punch you back.
Daughter: Fine.
(pause)
Daughter : I can’t get the toilet paper out.
Mother: Deal with it.
Daughter: Oh. Ok.

Bathroon at Quarry Target

Extremely drunk mohawk clad guy to uninterested, sober friend who’s not listening: Hey! What are you doing over there? Hey! Hey you f**king buttpirate! I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to call you a buttpirate.
Sober uninterested friend: Huh?

Nordeast bbq
Overheard by Cut that guy off.