Woman petting dog to dog’s owner: Can I give her a pig’s ear? I have one in my trunk!

Caribou coffee on York in Edina
Overheard by your mom.

Old, balding, underemployed, crazy white dude: I ordered a plain double cheeseburger. That means two pieces of bread and two pieces of meat and nothing else. What’s wrong with you? Ray Kroc died so I could get what I want! It’s why we’re fighting a war in Iraq! (Speaking slowly.) Plain … double … cheeseburger … two pieces of bread … two pieces of meat … and no fucking cheese! Comprende? It’s why we’re fighting a war in Iraq!

Uptown McDonald’s (Just Before Midnight)
Overheard by Hamburgler’s Long Lost Cousin.

Nervous, lost freshman on cell phone: I don’t see it! I don’t SEE IT!

U of M
Overheard by late for class.