Maybe A Real Ghetto.
Shrill young woman: …and oh my God, she’s from South St. Paul. How much more ghetto can you get?

5M Bus
Shrill young woman: …and oh my God, she’s from South St. Paul. How much more ghetto can you get?

5M Bus
Hipster girl to friends: See, that’s why I’m terrified to have sex, because I’m pretty sure I’m a really fertile person!

4th & University (dinkytown)
Overheard by uhh…
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80-year-old man, waving hands in the air: Wow, all these pretty girls running by could get an 80-year-old man excited.

Pheasant Woods Park
Overheard by pretty girl running by.
20-something woman at the next table: Mmmm! I love their celery here.

Green Mill, Duluth
Overheard by hl.
Lady receiving change at a cash register: When did our money get colors on it? I thought that was only in Monopoly.

Wayzata hardware store
Overheard by Has not been living under a rock for the past 5 years.