Sassy Momma breaking the dead silence from her cubicle: Y’all want some Teddy Grahams?

the office in Lakeville
Overheard by Wish She’d Offered Me Some Too.

Career Girl: What was the joke?
Golf Girl: Oh, they’re talking about a plane that crashed. In P-H-U-K-E-T. It’s like “Fuck it.” It’s a country somewhere.

journalism class
Overheard by slolee.

Six year old girl to herself: Arrrrrgh, we be watching for those pirates. Make ‘em walk the plank.

bus #16
Overheard by salior.

Excitable 20-something man on cell phone: Is it whole wheat spaghetti? You KNOW I won’t eat whole wheat pasta!

On the 17W

Hipster male: The only reason I downloaded it is because Quentin Tarantino told me to.

First Avenue
Overheard by You can’t listen to all the voices in your head.

Girl making fliers for an HONORS service project: I totally just forgot how to… how to make a “G”.

the U
Overheard by Start at the top, and make a big half circle down to the bottom…