Man (shouting, to no one in particular): This is the worst music I’ve heard in my entire life!

Espresso royale, Dinkytown
Overheard by managing to ignore it.

Son (5ish): But what if another kid does it?
Type A Mother: There aren’t any other children here.
Son (5ish): (looking around the pool) But everyone has a mother–they’re all kids!
Type A Mother: (glares at son)
Daughter (7ish): But aren’t we all children of God, mommy?
Type A Mother: You know what I think about that distinction…

Uptown YWCA
Overheard by humbled by their humor.

Dude #1: What happened to your MySpace?
Dude #2: I deleted it.
Dude #1: Isn’t that like… online suicide?

target downtown
Overheard by If you think so, you should probably lay off the myspace…

Guy: No S&M for me!
Girl (sighing): You are SUCH a party pooper.

grain exchange bldg, downtown mpls

Cute cat girl: Oh my god. There is no WAY I would ever let a midget babysit my kids. Creepy.

Cedar
Overheard by an Oompa Loompa.

Ignorant cubicle dweller: So, do you go to the mosque every day of the week?
Patient Co-worker: Yes, every day.
Ignorant cubicle dweller: Is it free?

US Bank corporate office in Saint Paul
Overheard by uh, yeah, it’s free, but we tax stupidity.