Excited woman: Can I call you back? I just flashed someone!

16
Overheard by glad I didn’t see it.

Coworker #1: I’m going to finish doing that stuff, and then I’ll come back here and help you move that, uh other stuff, and those things.
Coworker #2: (stares blankly)
Coworker #1: You know, the stuff. And the things. The ones over there.
Coworker #2: The files?
Coworker #1: Yeah.
Coworker #3: Weren’t you an English major?

R&D Department
Overheard by this explains why you’re a lab tech now!

Girl exiting bathroom stall to girl at sink: What are you doing in here?
Second girl: WHY are you asking that?

Science Classroom Building Bathroom - U of M

Co-worker #1: …and the doctor told me that they were polyps.
Co-worker #2: Polyps? Are they cancer?
Co-worker #1: I don’t know. Can you get nose cancer? I mean, you can get skin cancer in your nose, I guess, but can you get nose cancer?

Break room, getting coffee
Overheard by Only if you snort those cigarettes.

Girl on her cell phone: OH MY GOD! Where’s my cellphone? No seriously I can’t find my phone! Shit where did I put it?

The Dorms
Overheard by The roommate.

Customer slowly approaches the coffeeshop counter.
Customer: Ooooh, what do I want? You tell me. Something sweet.
Cashier: Well, let’s get you a Caramel High Rise.
Customer: Oooh, what’s that!?
Cashier: Well, it’s got caramel and–
Customer: Oh, no, no. I don’t like caramel at all.

Caribou Coffee, 8th and Marquette skyway
Overheard by I just want coffee.

Kid: Have you climbed Mt. Everest?
Teacher: No, but I have climbed Mt. Fuji!
Kid: Whoa… Isn’t Mt. Fuji even taller? That shit’s in CHINA!

sw high
Overheard by clarodactyl.

Highschool dude: If you want good weed, ask the janitors at Chaska.
Dubious highschool girl: Hmm.
Highschool dude: THEY WILL SELL YOU WEED, MAN!!!

American Karate Studio
Overheard by mental note made, buddy.