Carlson loudmouth: This might be the last time you see me in Calc.
Equally loud friend: Why?
Carlson loudmouth: Cuz Halo 3 comes out tomorrow.

Calculus, Anderson Hall
Overheard by good riddance.

Lady walking down the hallway, to no one in particular: I do sleep sometimes, you know!

12th floor of 225 S. 6th Street building
Overheard by insomniac.

Coworker: You like that don’t you, you dirty pig?

walking by a cube in a downtown office
Overheard by Dawn.

Early 20’s guy in Droopy Pants while giving his number to a girl at a bus stop: I don’t do the boyfriend/girlfriend thing. I’m too old for that.

Bus Stop at 8th and Hennepin
Overheard by Not old enough is more like it.

Sensible woman: …but they’re all on strike right now.
Scab in the making: I know, so I figure it’s gotta be pretty easy to get a job.

u of m east bank
Overheard by yeah, that’s respectable.

Man to friend: Is the human heart salty?

MOA

Fat southern woman gabbing on her phone while her toddler child screams his head off next to her: I WAS LIKE, DON’T YOU TELL ME HOW TO RAISE MY KIDS! JUST BECAUSE YOU’RE FROM ANOTHER CULTURE, YOU DON’T TELL ME HOW TO RAISE MY KIDS! YOU RAISE YOUR KIDS, I RAISE MINE!

17 bus
Overheard by about to tell her how to raise her kid.

College guy to to other college guys: I would rather puke in my ass!

On Campus
Overheard by I wouldn’t.