Little girl to a group of her father’s coworkers at their home: I’m taking swimming lessons!
20 something woman: That’s great! Do you know doggy style?

Kenwood Home
Overheard by you mean doggy paddle?

Coworker: I blame computers for the death of my father.
Other coworker: What? Was he electrocuted or did one fall on him?

High school lunch room
Overheard by Another Lunch Lady.

Office girl: My nose won’t stop running, I have allergies up the ass!

400 s 4th st, mpls

Cute chubby girl to friend: You just gotta get out there and ride that pony…

MCTC
Overheard by inagoddesseye.

Man: When I first came up here for my interview, I was in a suit. And my girlfriend and I were walking down Nicollet Mall and we saw this homeless guy walking along. He said I looked like a hobbit in a suit.
Woman: Which one?
Man: Samwise Gamgee.

Wells Fargo Center elevator
Overheard by Amy.

Punk on first date: So, are you into Africans or Asians or Indians or South Americans? What I mean is, are you into the exotic?
Fashionista on first date: Well, you know what it really is, I’ve just really always been into white guys in bands.

The Blue Nile
Overheard by a winning match for sure.