Clueless blonde co-worker: I think she was, like, a bisexual or something.
Hippie co-worker: You know, I guess when it comes to my own sexuality, I’m a monosexual. I just like to love myself.

st. paul office building
Overheard by whatever floats your boat, i guess.

Coworker speaking about a station on VH1 Radio: The Plush station plays the songs my heart would sing if it could.

12th floor, 225 S. 6th St. Building
Overheard by Have a little macaroni with that CHEESE!!!

English teacher major: Oh, she sent me preposition pretzels.

Concordia
Overheard by slolee.

Blonde woman: So, are you fasting for that Ramadan thing?
Dark-haired woman (who probably weighs less than 100 pounds): Yeah, but I can’t give up smoking. I can stop eating, but I can’t stop smoking.

Express Bus into Downtown
Overheard by Careswen.

Xcel Energy Guy inside manhole: Hey, what’s this thing do?
Xcel Energy Guy outside of manhole: How the hell should I know?

Seven Corners Apartment
Overheard by Isn’t it your job to know?

Dude: Konichiwa, bitches!
Girl: Are you, like…
Dude: …on crack?
Girl: Yeah.
Dude: Yes, ma’am.

the U - dorm hallway
Overheard by guy behind room door.

Student: Anyone who orders The Anarchist Cookbook already knows how to make bombs.

Inver Hills Community College
Overheard by another student.

Obnoxious “goth” high school girl to “goth” friend: And he was all, “No I can’t drink with you, last time I got a massive hangover” and I was like, “Well, you should drink responsibly!”

18 bus downtown