28th September 2007

Very Carefully.

Woman exiting bathroom: Yeah, how do YOU doody?

Downtown
Overheard by JfA.

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28th September 2007

It Could Be, I Don’t Know, Because You’re Crazy?

Large woman sitting on a bench (speaking softly): But you love me baby, and we are meant to be together. SO WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM THEN?!

8th and nicollet
Overheard by I wish I knew.

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28th September 2007

Is That How Your Hair Got Like That?

Hipster Guy with Feathered Hair: So I went to First Avenue last night, and I’m pretty sure some guy beat the shit out of me.

5th Street and 13th Avenue, Dinkytown

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28th September 2007

For Lack Of A Better Word?

Guy: Can I get the sweet and sour sauce, but can you make it spicy?
Server: Okay, so you want the Chinky sauce?

Village Wok, University Village, Minneapolis
Overheard by ORLY.

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28th September 2007

Another Round Of “Funny Or Sad?”

Very white trash woman in early thirties describing her tattoos: …and that’s crooked because the guy who did it was on crack, literally. And these here, these are my roses. I got them ‘cuz ain’t no guy ever get me no flowers.

impulse tattoo/piercing in st. peter
Overheard by good to know.

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