Can You Count All The Mistakes?

Old, balding, underemployed, crazy white dude: I ordered a plain double cheeseburger. That means two pieces of bread and two pieces of meat and nothing else. What’s wrong with you? Ray Kroc died so I could get what I want! It’s why we’re fighting a war in Iraq! (Speaking slowly.) Plain … double … cheeseburger … two pieces of bread … two pieces of meat … and no fucking cheese! Comprende? It’s why we’re fighting a war in Iraq!

Uptown McDonald’s (Just Before Midnight)
Overheard by Hamburgler’s Long Lost Cousin.

09/12/2007 | tags: dining, uptown

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