Rastafarian-looking large man on cell: Naw, man. I cannot come to work today. I be in Chicago until tomorrow night…
Ditzy blonde girlfriend: (loudly) Baby this ain’t Chicago!!! I thought we was in Fridley!!!
Rastafarian-looking large man on cell: (shooting girlfriend look of death) Fine, fine man. I will be at work in an hour.

Bar in Fridley
Overheard by I don’t like work either.

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