State Fair Round Up Of “Speaks For Itself.”

Mom to kid carrying large blow-up toy: Don’t put that on the floor! There’s poop in here!

State Fair horse barn
Overheard by there certainly is.
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Eccentrically dressed middle-aged woman to her similarly dressed friend: I love scaring children! And small dogs.

State Fair
Overheard by excellent.
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College boy: Hmmm, I smell food!
Friend: We’re at the State Fair! What do you expect?

State Fair
Overheard by vegetarian who doesn’t like the smell of all that meat.
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Rude woman: She just rubbed her tits against me!

State Fair
Overheard by Excuse me?
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Young girl: Oooh! She likes cows! She says moo all the time.

State Fair Gift Shop
Overheard by Leslee.
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Crying child being pulled along by mom: I wanna see the big-ass goat! I wanna see the big-ass goat!

Minnesota State Fair
Overheard by Where else?
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Bimbette, looking at display of Irish family crests: Let’s see if we can find our names!
Girl Friend: Is your name Irish?
Bimbette: No, it’s German!

in the Irish on Grand booth at the Fair
Overheard by O’ RLY.

09/04/2007 | tags: state fair

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