Yeah, Stupid.
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Crying child: But I want to see the monkeys again!
Mother: Maybe you should have thought of that before you peed your pants!

Parking lot of Minnesota Zoo
Overheard by MT.
Lazy, do nothing, stoner co-worker: I woke up at 4 this morning to my cats. I don’t know what they were doing, but if I have to wake up at 4am, I wanna see a cat fight.

cubicle land
Overheard by you’re 26. lay off the weed, friend.
Crying child: But I want to see the monkeys again!
Mother: Maybe you should have thought of that before you peed your pants!

Parking lot of Minnesota Zoo
Overheard by MT.