Lazy, do nothing, stoner co-worker: I woke up at 4 this morning to my cats. I don’t know what they were doing, but if I have to wake up at 4am, I wanna see a cat fight.

cubicle land
Overheard by you’re 26. lay off the weed, friend.

Well Groomed Gay Guy with another well Groomed Gay Guy: So, Rich do you like it in the ass?

8th St & Hennepin
Overheard by Busting Out Laughing.