20-something guy, to his drunk female friend: You went to the bathroom AND got a beer, and you still beat her back? Did you buy the beer in the bathroom??

Roy Wilkins Auditorium-Smashing Pumpkins concert, between sets

Puzzled white guy in response to overhearing coworkers’ in-depth conversation about the Jena 6: What’s a noose?

The office in Lakeville
Overheard by I’ll bet he got an ‘A’ in history.

Lady shouting across the street at 1 AM: Hey, you straight?
Guy taking off headphones: Huh?
Lady: You straight?
Guy: I must be, I don’t know what you mean.

15th & Park
Overheard by a little twisted.

Frazzled woman to automatic checkout machine: Yes, I hear you!

Rainbow Food, Eagan
Overheard by your mom.

Teacher: Don’t worry, I don’t advocate inter-species sex… but the possibilities are interesting.

MCAD
Overheard by disgruntled film major.