Well dressed older black gentleman after being rejected by a very young woman: I have enough business with a 17-year-old as a hooker with a wristwatch!

10th and Hennepin
Overheard by Puzzled and Laughing.

Crazy cat lady talking on the phone: My cat caught a mouse and proceeded to play floor hockey with it in the upstairs bathroom. There were spots of blood everywhere. I was scrubbing off mouse blood for days. I’m sure there wasn’t a bone in that mouse’s body that wasn’t broken.

Saint Paul Office Building
Overheard by Cube dweller.