Guy #1: Seriously? You totally hated me until three months ago?
Guy #2: Oh, come on. Like it was some big revelation or something.

O’Gara’s
Overheard by motastic.

Guy at the bar: You might be a bad parent if your child is addicted to heroin.

O’Gara’s
Overheard by motastic.

Marathoner who probably walked: It was so hot during the marathon. What was the high, 90 degrees? It might have been too hot to be running.
Marathoner who didn’t finish: Yeah, 90 is really hot. You aren’t even supposed to go outside when it is that hot!

Airport
Overheard by What do you do in the summer??

Young child in church, loudly, upon hearing minister mention communion: Bread? Oh good, bread! I’m hungry! Is it beer bread?

A Mankato Church
Overheard by Let’s just ditch this joint and go for breakfast.

YMCA worker: My high for the weekend, I met an awesome homeless guy named Mask. I offered to take him to Mesa Pizza. My low for the weekend, I gave a homeless man my home address and phone number.

U-YMCA
Overheard by one at a time.

Barista: Did you just take the tip jar?
Grungy street-dude: No.
Customer: He took it!
(Tip jar is retrieved.)
Grungy street-dude: Can I use the phone?

Cahoots Coffee Shop
Overheard by coffee jerk.

Drunk 20-something girl: I need a drink.
Drunk 40-something woman: Bitch! Don’t leave me in here, us white girls need to stick together!
Drunk 20-something girl: What?!
Drunk 40-something woman: Us white girls need to stick together!
Drunk 20-something girl: I thought you said you wanted me to wipe your ass!

Minnesota Music Cafe Women’s Restroom
Overheard by Leslee.

Marathon Spectator: I hope we see more celebrities like Sven!

Minnehaha Parkway
Overheard by Pissed Non-Celebrity Runner.