Metro Transit cashier #1: How many miles is it across the U.S.?
Metro Transit cashier #2: Depends if you’re on foot or driving. That was a joke.
Metro Transit cashier #1: Yeah, it wouldn’t be different.
Metro Transit cashier #3: (under her breath) Yes, it would.

Metro Transit office downtown Minneapolis
Overheard by mileage exceeds actual odometer reading.

Guy working the line at Jimmy Johns to the girl at the cash register after next customer ordered the “Gargantuan”: This is the sandwich where all of the meats on our line come together like Voltron.

US Bank Building - Corner of 3rd and 5th
Overheard by Jeremie Bellenir.

Guy talking loudly on cellphone: Chicken noodle soup… chicken thigh… chicken breast… chicken head… simmering all day! All day! Potato head!

21 bus
Overheard by I was almost following you until potato head…