Guy in bar: Dude. When I was in Australia, I got my nipple pierced for $5. That’s, like, the same price as a Dairy Queen sundae!

Patrick’s on Third Bar & Restaurant, St. Peter
Overheard by Chuck Norris’ Fiance.

Beleaguered Mall of America employee: Gotta love Ramadan…

whatever the theme park is called now
Overheard by sxoidmal.

Excited man: I’ve been looking all over for you! Now I’m going to wear you like a coat!

St. Paul Art Crawl
Overheard by A coat? Really?

Man buying fake diamond earrings for girlfriend/wife to cashier:: You don’t have ones like these on clearance, do you?

walgreens (by kowalski’s)
Overheard by …

Woman #1, approaches bus stop: Boy, you look about as good as my day was.
Woman #2, visibly unhappy hiding under her hoodie and sitting on the bus bench: It’s that obvious, huh?
Woman #1: Written all over your face. What’s the reason?
Woman #2: A man.
Woman #1: Ahhh… what’d he do this time?
Woman #2: He’s running away, scared to open his heart for fear it will get hurt because, “What if I freak out 6 weeks from now and get scared and want to run and you get hurt?”
Woman #1: So, he’s taking the easy way out and just running away now, before it ever gets good?
Woman #2: Yep.
Woman #1: Pussy.
Woman #2: *laughing* Totally a puss. Man, I hate weak men.
Woman #1: Then you must hate a lot of men.

Downtown Minneapolis - bus stop across from library
Overheard by Amen To That.

Lead singer of The A-Sides: Minneapolites?? So, what do you call people from Minneapolis?
Guy in the crowd: AWESOME!

First Avenue